Scraping repos…
Reading their public GitHub…
Kyle Simpson
@getify · public profileROASTED
86/100
🔥 CERTIFIED GHOST TOWN
“184,822 stars for one repo, no cops to patrol the other 70 corpses.”
ARank tierA-tier Serial Shipper
Mint vaultArtifact · @getify
Roast style
UNITED STATES
GITROAST.ME
Minted from @getify’s public GitHub
45Kfollowers216Kstars74reposJavaScripttop lang
Why 86/100
- Impact31.5/32
Stars on your live, original repos — discounted if it's all one viral hit.
- Legend17.6/20
Gated: only opens past 75k effective stars AND 10k followers.
- Community9.1/10
Developers who follow your work.
- Consistency4.2/14
How much of your live portfolio is actually active.
- Portfolio9/15
Substantive original repos and language range.
- Craft6.4/10
Descriptions, licenses, topics, live links — finished work.
The roast
You’ve wrangled 216,475 stars, but 184,822 of those belong to You-Dont-Know-JS, a glorified solo project sucking the oxygen from the other 70 repos. The 5 abandoned projects like gum-try-hd and nyc-bug-demo didn’t even make it past two weeks before biting the dust, so good luck fighting for the people behind the pixels when you’ve built a graveyard of silence. It’s a ghost town on your GitHub — 41 archived repos and a staggering 27 open issues in Functional-Light-JS, where your commitment to maintenance is as real as a mirage in the desert. With a push cadence that maxes out at 543 days and only 3% of repos touched in the last 90 days, your serial shipping looks more like a one-hit wonder.
The flex
Your GitHub, as a badge.
[](https://gitroast.me/u/getify)
