Scraping repos…
Reading their public GitHub…
Felipe Xavier
@fxclsmg · public profileROASTED
18/100
🔥 PERPETUAL IDLENESS
“Seven repos and only 2 stars, but hey, at least you have that bot link.”
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Mint vaultArtifact · @fxclsmg
Roast style
GITROAST.ME
Minted from @fxclsmg’s public GitHub
3followers2stars7reposC#top lang
Why 18/100
- Impact0.7/32
Stars on your live, original repos — discounted if it's all one viral hit.
- Community0.6/10
Developers who follow your work.
- Consistency7.5/14
How much of your live portfolio is actually active.
- Portfolio3.1/15
Substantive original repos and language range.
- Craft1.5/10
Descriptions, licenses, topics, live links — finished work.
- Recency2/5
Days since your last push to a live original repo.
The roast
You’ve got 7 repos and only 2 stars, with 4 of them sitting under 20 KB like a bad joke. Your project 'GuaxaVersus' was created and abandoned in less than two weeks, left to decay in the void of GitHub. Over half of your repositories have no description, making it hard to tell if they're experiments or just an act of mercy on the codebase. A 1617-day push gap screams 'forever unfinished', while your best effort was a two-star project 'WordMonitor', doomed to echo into silence with only 43% of your repos pushed in the last 90 days.
The flex
Your GitHub, as a badge.
[](https://gitroast.me/u/fxclsmg)
