Scraping repos…
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@Dastanbekov · public profileROASTED
35/100
🔥 CERTIFIED MEDIOCRITY
“53 repos and just one star — congratulations on your masterpiece of mediocrity.”
DRank tierD-tier Tutorial Graduate
Mint vaultArtifact · @Dastanbekov
Roast style
GITROAST.ME
Minted from @Dastanbekov’s public GitHub
0followers1stars53reposPythontop lang
Why 35/100
- Impact0.3/32
Stars on your live, original repos — discounted if it's all one viral hit.
- Community0/10
Developers who follow your work.
- Consistency13.3/14
How much of your live portfolio is actually active.
- Portfolio11.8/15
Substantive original repos and language range.
- Craft2.2/10
Descriptions, licenses, topics, live links — finished work.
- Recency3.5/5
Days since your last push to a live original repo.
The roast
In a sea of 53 repos, the trophy for highest ambition sits on jumushtap1, proudly displaying its lone star. Most of your 22 near-empty repos barely scrape 20 KB, suggesting that experiments like sandbox-amber-vale-m6dj were more about storage space than code. You’ve got 46% of your original repos devoid of a single description, making it clear that even your README files gave up on you.
19 projects created and abandoned within two weeks scream desperation — ocssite and finalexam floundered into a silent grave within six months. Your longest gap between pushes hit a staggering 107 days, revealing a commitment to procrastination, not programming. With 43% of your commit messages in jumushtap1 under 10 characters — including the stunningly informative "docs" and "app init" — it’s clear you’re not just a novice; you’re an expert in saying absolutely nothing.
The flex
Your GitHub, as a badge.
[](https://gitroast.me/u/Dastanbekov)
