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Alan Fayz
@AlanFayz · public profileROASTED
34/100
🔥 CERTIFIED DISASTER
“Four stars from 22 repos — your portfolio is a textbook example of underachievement.”
DRank tierD-tier Tutorial Graduate
Mint vaultArtifact · @AlanFayz
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GITROAST.ME
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Why 34/100
- Impact1.2/32
Stars on your live, original repos — discounted if it's all one viral hit.
- Community0.8/10
Developers who follow your work.
- Consistency9.1/14
How much of your live portfolio is actually active.
- Portfolio11.6/15
Substantive original repos and language range.
- Craft4.2/10
Descriptions, licenses, topics, live links — finished work.
- Recency2/5
Days since your last push to a live original repo.
The roast
You’ve amassed 22 repos over 6.8 years, yet only four stars hit the board, with a pathetic 9% fork ratio. Your project pipeline shows it — 7 repos are dead after zero updates in over a year, all created with the urgency of a snail on sedatives. 'console-rasterizer-demo', 'neo', and 'BristolGameJam2025' all died within two weeks, proving you can kill enthusiasm faster than you can code.
Your commit messages are a masterclass in vacuity: in 'bigchip', 67% of them clock in under 10 characters, with gems like 'cpu' and 'readme' that inspire exactly nothing. With three near-empty repos under 20 KB each and a longest push gap of 168 days, even your ambition seems to be on a permanent break. At this point, calling your contributions a portfolio is like calling a graveyard a museum; nothing alive has been here for ages.
The flex
Your GitHub, as a badge.
[](https://gitroast.me/u/AlanFayz)
