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The Octocat
@octocat · public profileROASTED
37/100
🔥 D-TIER DREAMER
“15 years in, and all you have is a demo repo with 13959 stars.”
DRank tierD-tier Tutorial Graduate
Mint vaultArtifact · @octocat
Roast style
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Why 37/100
- Impact26.4/32
Stars on your live, original repos — discounted if it's all one viral hit.
- Community8.3/10
Developers who follow your work.
- Consistency0/14
How much of your live portfolio is actually active.
- Portfolio1.4/15
Substantive original repos and language range.
- Craft2.4/10
Descriptions, licenses, topics, live links — finished work.
- Recency0/5
Days since your last push to a live original repo.
The roast
You’ve got 15.5 years of GitHub crammed into 8 repos, yet somehow the only thing keeping your profile alive is Spoon-Knife with 13959 stars. The rest of your projects pale in comparison, splitting just 6761 between them while your Hello-World repo languishes with 6882 open issues. With the longest push gap stretching 67 days and no updates in 90, your commitment to maintaining anything but the demo repos is practically nonexistent. It’s a graveyard of unaddressed issues and naming crimes, like ‘test-repo1’ — a fitting epitaph for this portfolio.
The lack of a bio speaks volumes; your GitHub account feels like a ghost town inhabited by stray forks, 166107 in total, while only 25% of your repos are original creations. A builder score of 37/100 reflects your journey from ‘tutorial graduate’ to abandoned demo showcase — congrats on 15 years of playing it cool with absolutely nothing to show for it.
The flex
Your GitHub, as a badge.
[](https://gitroast.me/u/octocat)
