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The Octocat
@octocat · public profileROASTED
37/100
🔥 TUTORIAL GRADUATE
“14112 stars on Spoon-Knife, zero on originality.”
DRank tierD-tier Tutorial Graduate
Mint vaultArtifact · @octocat
Roast style
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Why 37/100
- Impact26.5/32
Stars on your live, original repos — discounted if it's all one viral hit.
- Community8.4/10
Developers who follow your work.
- Consistency0/14
How much of your live portfolio is actually active.
- Portfolio1.4/15
Substantive original repos and language range.
- Craft2.4/10
Descriptions, licenses, topics, live links — finished work.
- Recency0/5
Days since your last push to a live original repo.
The roast
After 15.7 years, your GitHub showcases one repo creating all your fame: Spoon-Knife with 14112 stars. The rest of your 7 repos combined? A mere 6964 stars, punctuated by naming gems like Hello-World and test-repo1. Your open issues are a catastrophe, with Spoon-Knife drowning in 21447 unresolved problems while Hello-World languishes with 7447 untouched. Six of your repos haven't seen a push in over a year; they’re practically in a digital coma while you maintain a star-studded monument to tutorial leftovers.
The flex
Your GitHub, as a badge.
[](https://gitroast.me/u/octocat)
