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The Octocat
@octocat · public profileROASTED
37/100
🔥 D-TEAM DISASTER
“14088 stars for a demo repo and still no real project.”
DRank tierD-tier Tutorial Graduate
Mint vaultArtifact · @octocat
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Why 37/100
- Impact26.5/32
Stars on your live, original repos — discounted if it's all one viral hit.
- Community8.4/10
Developers who follow your work.
- Consistency0/14
How much of your live portfolio is actually active.
- Portfolio1.4/15
Substantive original repos and language range.
- Craft2.4/10
Descriptions, licenses, topics, live links — finished work.
- Recency0/5
Days since your last push to a live original repo.
The roast
Your account is a celebration of mediocrity: 14088 stars on Spoon-Knife, a repository intended for beginners yet somehow still your crowning achievement. The other five repos combine for only 6915 stars, making you the king of counting issues with 21378 open on your glory project and 7379 on Hello-World, the epitome of every tutorial gone wrong. You’ve got six repos untouched for over a year, with your longest gap between pushes hitting 67 days; even the demo repos are ghost towns now. Fifteen years in, and your legacy still starts and ends with ‘Hello-World’ and ‘test-repo1’—congrats on achieving tutorial graduate status in a graveyard of unfinished projects.
The flex
Your GitHub, as a badge.
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