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Вадим
@aquadim · public profileROASTED
16/100
🔥 CERTIFIED FLOP
“One repo dead in two weeks, five more rotting — guess cool bios can't code.”
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Roast style
GITROAST.ME
Minted from @aquadim’s public GitHub
6followers0stars7reposCSStop lang
Why 16/100
- Impact0/32
Stars on your live, original repos — discounted if it's all one viral hit.
- Community0.9/10
Developers who follow your work.
- Consistency1.9/14
How much of your live portfolio is actually active.
- Portfolio6.4/15
Substantive original repos and language range.
- Craft2.4/10
Descriptions, licenses, topics, live links — finished work.
- Recency2/5
Days since your last push to a live original repo.
The roast
Five years in, and Вадим has managed a grand total of zero stars across seven repos. The shining jewel, Super, was created and abandoned in just two weeks — dead silence followed for over six months. Half of those repos don't even have a description, so it’s anyone’s guess what they were meant to do. With an impressive longest push gap of 483 days, it's clear that 'aquadim' is more about aesthetic coolness than actually writing code.
The flex
Your GitHub, as a badge.
[](https://gitroast.me/u/aquadim)
