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Satyam Yadav
@SimpleCyber · public profileROASTED
49/100
🔥 CERTIFIED C-TIER
“14 abandoned repos and a 49 Builder Score — progress looks good on someone else's screen.”
CRank tierC-tier Work in Progress
Mint vaultArtifact · @SimpleCyber
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GITROAST.ME
Minted from @SimpleCyber’s public GitHub
39followers139stars70reposTypeScripttop lang
Why 49/100
- Impact6/32
Stars on your live, original repos — discounted if it's all one viral hit.
- Community2.2/10
Developers who follow your work.
- Consistency10.5/14
How much of your live portfolio is actually active.
- Portfolio15/15
Substantive original repos and language range.
- Craft6.2/10
Descriptions, licenses, topics, live links — finished work.
- Recency5/5
Days since your last push to a live original repo.
The roast
You’ve set a world record with 14 repos created and abandoned in under two weeks, all dead within a year. Projects like Damage-Box-Detection and Movie-Recommendation-system made a splash, then ghosted harder than your push cadence — a staggering 92-day gap, just 9% of repos touched in the last 90 days.
Your commit messages in project-review read like bad tweets: '# ui', '# fix', and '# done' — brevity didn't save you here. With a polyglot mess of 9 languages across 56 repos, stars piled up in TypeScript (43) and JavaScript (37), but they can't fix the 27 repos collecting dust for over a year. It’s clear, Satyam: you're averaging a Builder Score of 49, which perfectly matches your commitment level.
The flex
Your GitHub, as a badge.
[](https://gitroast.me/u/SimpleCyber)
