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João Luiz Vieira
@Jlvieira0909 · public profileROASTED
32/100
🔥 CERTIFIED DISASTER
“28 repos with 0 stars and a D-tier Builder Score — the epitome of dead weight.”
DRank tierD-tier Tutorial Graduate
Mint vaultArtifact · @Jlvieira0909
Roast style
GITROAST.ME
Minted from @Jlvieira0909’s public GitHub
12followers0stars28reposTypeScripttop lang
Why 32/100
- Impact0.2/32
Stars on your live, original repos — discounted if it's all one viral hit.
- Community1.3/10
Developers who follow your work.
- Consistency14/14
How much of your live portfolio is actually active.
- Portfolio6.9/15
Substantive original repos and language range.
- Craft1.5/10
Descriptions, licenses, topics, live links — finished work.
- Recency3.5/5
Days since your last push to a live original repo.
The roast
Your GitHub screams 'abandoned' louder than a gym_project that died two weeks after birth. With 93% of your 28 repos lacking descriptions and your best effort hitting a total of 0 stars, it's clear your coding experience isn’t even worth a thumb's up. If commitment issues were a repo, the vfr-catalog and WebPokedex would lead the charge — both projects lifeless, kept under 20 KB and far too casual to make noise in the dev community.
Your push cadence could serve as a case study in procrastination: the longest gap between repo updates spans 136 days, and half your projects sit untouched in a void. You’ve collected enough repos to fill a portfolio, yet they sit like trophies without pride or purpose. At this point, you've mastered the art of maintaining an empty legacy, with every empty repo a testament to inertia — a perfect D-tier score for a tutorial graduate stuck in a loop of drafting illusions without execution.
The flex
Your GitHub, as a badge.
[](https://gitroast.me/u/Jlvieira0909)
